Wasted

[My name is]: Farhan
[In the morning I am]: never alert.
[All I need is]: you.
[Love is]: for poets, and dreams are for fools. I'm not a poet, I'm just a fool.
[I'm afraid of]: being afraid.
[I dream about]: being late for my wedding and only to find out that my bride ran away with the bartender and I'm loosing my tooths.

-H A V E .Y O U. E V E R . .-
[Pictured your crush naked?]: Aww. We were kids. Don't know shit about photography.
[Actually seen your crush naked]: Yeah. Once, but it was a 7 year-old's wet dream. Ahh...
[Had sex]: Yet to.
[Made love]: How different is this with the question above?
[Been in love]: That remains to be seen.
[Cried when someone died]: The last time was a decade ago. I miss you, Ayah.
[Lied]: Hurm. How redundant is this question? Of course!

-W H I C H . I S . B E T T E R-
[Coke or Pepsi]: Coke
[Flowers or candy]: Candy
[Tall or short]: Tall

-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[What do you notice first?]: Face, boobs, arse, ears (girls constantly with earrings don't quite go well in the eyes of me. It's a turn off), and all importantly, the voice.
[Last person you slow danced with]: Ugh. This might sound gay-ish. It was with Arivalagan. For a school sketch. He was the one playing the transvestite anak datuk. I was the night club bouncer.
[Makes you laugh the most?]: Akim. Oh, brotherly love.
[Makes you smile]: Everyone I know and love. It can't be helped. My name means 'happiness' in Arabic. How can I not smile?
[Do you have a crush on someone?]: As in now? No. 19 years have passed and it took me only mere months to know that 'crushes' are hazardous to me. Yeah, yeah. Boo hoo.
[Has a crush on you?]: How the hell would I know? I'm insensitive about things such as these. If someone does have a crush on me, I might've blown her off subconciously.
[Easiest to talk to]: Currently in Bote, Zhaf. I regard him as the wisest man I've ever met in my age bracket albeit his tendency of being insanely sarcastic at times.

-D O. Y O U. E V E R-
[Sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?]: Always.
[Save Aol/aim conversations]: I'm a confused Virgo. So, yeah.
[Wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: Erm. Never.
[Cried because of someone saying something to you]: No. That's why I write songs.

-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[Fallen for your best friend]: I don't have a best friend.
[Been rejected]: Yes. Once or twice.
[Rejected someone]: Refer to [Has a crush on you?]
[Used someone]: Maybe.
[Been cheated on]: Yes! Damn that apek! I won the Dragon Ball contest fair and square! I want my rare collector's Goku Super Saiya Lv. 4 trading card!
[Done something you regret]: No. It's pointless. You can only avoid it from repeating again (which is often impossible).

-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[You talked to on the phone]: Adreen. Gave a 2 second-call-charge-exemption asking of my well-being. Cheapskate! That's why they invented SMS!
[Hugged]: Afiq. But it was more like squashing. We were playing a beach version of tag-you're-it in the sea. Yes, tagging is sufficient enough. But in the spirit of fraternity, expressing brute-like affection is not a sin.
[You instant messaged]: Fuzzy.
[You laughed with]: Adam, Afiq, Anis, Kemek, Lindot, Nad, Pa'e, Tipah, & Zhaf.

-D O .Y O U-
[Colour your hair]: I like it now. Charcoal black with strings of white hair.
[Ever get off the damn computer]: A geek I may be. But a life I also have.
[Habla espanol]: Si.

-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[Smoke cigarettes]: No. Passively? Yes. I'm surrounded by devoted puffers. Smoking is cool to them. But lunkheads, it's SMOKING la dey! Obviously it excerts heat. How can it be literally cool?
[Obsessive]: Of my work and my work only.
[Could you live without the computer?]: In Bote? Unless they have a decent record store and a jamm studio, hell no!
[How many peeps are on your buddy list?]: I have 29 in my YM Kengkawan group. Is that a buddy list?
[What's your favourite food?]: Like any homeboy, mum's cooking.
[What's your favourite fruit?]: Fruity Loops! Heh.
[Drink alcohol?]: Like, no.
[Like watching sunrises or sunset]: Maybe.
[What hurts the most?]: Seeing my loved ones in pain. Literally or metaphorically.
[Trust others way too easily?]: No. Virgos are analytical.

-N U M B E R-
[Of times I have had my heart broken?]: Lost count. Sorry.
[of hearts I have broken?]: Sorry. Lost count.
[Of drugs taken illegally?]: I only pick the Rock 'N Roll. Left out the Sex & Drugs.
[Of tight friends?]: More than 10 but less than 20.
[Of cd's that I own?]: Compared to other music enthusiast/purists, I'm an utter disgrace. 100 is currently an unattainable amount.
[Of scars on my body?]: Quite a lot. Nasty chicken pox scars.
[Of things in my past that I regret?]: So far, none.